Here is my satirical poem “The Hairy Tooth Fairy”
The Hairy Tooth Fairy got up and got dressed.
With her flimsy work outfit, she was not impressed.
After a quick bite to eat and a small cup of tea,
Grabbed a bag full of money for you and for me.
Her boss is a tight arse who sleeps all the day,
And his girlfriend’s a right witch, who gets her own way,
So a roll your own smoke and a wee nip thrown down,
She made her way down to the nearest town.
She rushed out the door, ten minutes late,
Slid down the driveway and crashed through the gate.
Fast-paced down the road, she was winged by a van,
Huffing and panting, with her puffer on hand.
When she got to the first house, the whole place was dark.
She crept up the steps, to the call of a lark.
Going in through the window, she slipped on the ledge,
Caught her foot in a play box and collapsed on a sledge.
She got pulled herself up and got herself straight,
Looked at her watch, she was definitely late.
She rushed through the door and was hit by a can.
Maxwell House Coffee, that wasn’t the plan.
A few hours later, in the DCI’s car,
She knew that, in this job she would not go far.
Her Boss man, wouldn’t help her and his girlfriend just laughed,
But when a Fairy gets locked up, it’s all just a blast.