GISHWHES:A Word From Misha Collins

Dear Fellow Procrastinators,
The time has come.
You can’t put it off any longer. gishwhes closes in just a few days. Do it.
For the 2 of you that don’t think you’re going to do gishwhes this year, I’d suggest you call our new gishwhes hotline: 310-694-5844.
It features everything you’d ever want to know about gishwhes. We poached the top engineers from NASA, Google and Apple to design it. I think it’ll leave you with a new definition of “efficiency” and “topical information.”
Everyone else, you’ve procrastinated long enough. It’s time to do what you were born to do.
Misha